Monday, December 28, 2009

How Much Cake For 80 People

2009 ... year was not



personal opinion as always, but in 2009 I knew nothing. In fact there was no time to take a taste, I am afraid but never like this year the time I was so ... elusive at times giving the feeling of total absence ... if total absence of time ... the days just paraded across from each other accelerating increasingly merging into a short period we call 2009 ... if my basic knowledge of primary school I fail the year has 365 days but for me it seemed more than 2 months. The same holds crisis

close-of-the-thirty, but I think I need to start to take every day dirt quite a bit or more, mean that sometimes people around you do not see it so ... or the situation does not.

Anyway, this year was very bad times and as background an economic crisis that if not hit me very personally, does not help. 2009 was a year that will remember as a year in which people come to me right and left memory, if it was someone close to me ... was someone very close to one of my loved ones. Lleeeeeno also was a year of weddings ... cool for those who marry, not because the guys that we will not see Buee jajajaja a time.

best year was undoubtedly know and live with my girlfriend, so at least there is reason to say anything good there. The course blog suffered his arrival, less time to write stupid things ... and the other day I commented to manteka, this bride take off in much the inspiration for writing, walking makes me happy not writing, I have discovered.

But in an analysis very thoroughly even the net I'm still the same bitter-sweet with acid center inside, I had forgotten just a little, but the raw material that inspires me to write is still there just digging a little jejejeje.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

How To Make A Toy Motor Boat

That would be nice ...


I guess better times, I imagine a Mexico where you can live without fear, where you can go out at midnight with the confidence that you leave your room to the kitchen to drink a glass of water ... that can happen? What are you afraid one of your brothers, not happening ... jajajajaja many times not applied it to my kid brother scaring midnight hahaha. That could leave open or leave your car with your best gadgets several with brick facades and the certainty that nobody is going to "fuck." But NOOOO, fucking sick mentality is human waste, infectious notion of "living" or rather ill-living, which spread to their friends and offspring in this way perpetuating and spreading the terrible social corruption we call crime.

My first years living in Manzanillo, in times when the place was little more than a few colonies of cottages by the sea. It was pure tranquility, not that I left too much or too I remember one time but that notion is me ... and stories of my parents in those days and I emphasize what they say, was an earthly paradise hehehehe, well under the heat says my mother. The promise of a more temperate climate and have made their family closer we moved to Morelia, especially my mother took part in this change and my Dad ... ps my dad met him too much to my Mother ... I had stayed in Manzanillo hehe. Morelia also honestly felt relatively safe, all primary lazy pass me by the colony and its surroundings ... and I never crossed his mind the issue of insecurity, not exist in my vocabulary the word kidnapping, extortion or theft.

But the bubble was not long in breaking: The year was 1991, I was at home with the Moi Rodriguez, Ulises and Poncho and as was customary in those days his uncles put us in competition of "Taps" that day got to see who had more lizards. Because we lent to their games? For money! because more!? With money the dog dances ... and humiliate the children. Total I won on that occasion, I gave some coins to those of Sor Juana's to 1000 pesos and suddenly in my head sounded like, "Hadou-Ken! Sho-Ryu-Ken !!!", I knew that I would spend my hard earned pocket money: in the arcades playing Street Fighter 2! Total, I go with my big smile on his face, walking in small bouncing of taste, almost juggling my booty in the air ... and then ... I remember clearly as if he had spent a few days ago ... I feel a forearm in the neck and something in the back, and before I could process what was happening I heard a voice ... "STILL WEY! or I'll nail the knife "... the following were a couple of questions where I lived followed the act of walking in the opposite direction ... get to a vacant lot and I stripped the money, my watch ... AND UP THE TENNIS! That type to say something to the effect "Is that all?" and threatened me not to move in the next 10 minutes he undertook the flight ...

not know how long I waited in total terror, then I ran to my house running, shivering and barefoot ... to come and tell my parents while I was crying like never before, not because I hurt something, because I want my money back or outside to miss my stuff, not even the fear ... piiiiinche was the courage! the COURAGE PINCHE being unable to do anything ... pa end early that day I took a little more than a tennis and a clock, I took the tranquility of walking the streets safe, they took the good faith he had in the world in general, I removed the blindfold to see all that mieeeerda society overflows in this and many other facets, and there have always been around the world with some percentage of paranoia.

Well, I have not had to deal in person with another assault with a deadly weapon, but deal with "Rats" that I fuck with the stereo that cost me so much work to fuck with you buy or wallet, etc, etc. and I must say that even ODIOOOOO with all my heart, I wish all the guts are rotting and dying very slowly y. .. and better not follow him. Besides what I have lived, I've heard many stories of other people, mainly those of the DF as it has gone from assaults, which have fallen flat stabbing or car and not seen again ... or whatever and then say that because we see the DFeños ugly.

And the situation is so screwed ... if you live in a middle-class neighborhood ... best is to have middle-class things, the net. If suddenly you do well and buy a car hell ... and your neighbors do not have cars badass ... ALREADY a number one target of envy and if someone comes to steal a car, which is going to steal? yours! If your house is bigger and better finishes than the houses around ... YA sure that your house will want to steal or worse that you say that you have more wool and more likely to suffer a kidnapping or extortion that co-inhabitants of the colony seems to be less wealthy, or Excel is not the thing good ... not in Mexico.

I am of the idea that more expensive to buy land in a good area ... very cheap one in a bad end if you do not have great financial success will build your shack in a good neighborhood, safer, more beautiful but more importantly is that your neighbors are not going to see with eyes of envy and if they fuck rob a house because it is more worthwhile than your shack ... if you do well financially, for your home will be like those around and if you draw and was lucky ps. Instead, buy your cheap land in a suburban neighborhood ... the colony is ugly, as a rule is more insecure and if the money you saved on land use it to build a house more chida ... and excel and you become the target of unwanted attention, that serves your car really cool if you're going to scratch, hit or outright stealing? that serves your home is very comfortable just like if you wanted to kidnap or extort ...

will say that it paranoia, but just happened! A friend told me that it looked like the following, and a few days ago were extorting money from his family on the phone ... that little mother ... just because he says that his house looks like people a lot of money when in fact both. My Godfather if he had his good wool, complained of the same until the best moved to the United States and said that holy remedy. Damn insecurity, impunity damn ...

That pretty serious ... if I say nothing more than pure fantasy ...

That pretty serious ... if I invented these stories ...

That pretty serious ... If Mexico was another ... rather, if we had this kind of trash in our country.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Stay At W Or Taj Exotica

I was not? The Last Goodbye




Bad Beat: for those not familiar with this term of Poker, a bad beat is when to get your game you realize you have a juegazaso ... mathematically highly unlikely to get much more unlikely to overcome in the same game as strong as a mule kick in the ... those where the sun does not hit ... BUT STILL LOSE. Obviously when you get one of these games almost've won ... CASI is causing the Bad Beat when against all odds, your Poker of 10 would win in 99.9% of the time, lost to a bastard who had nothing and continued playing it and by sheer fucking wey lucky ... or regular math ... hits that .001% chance and get to the final of the J's Poker, you scream! kick! hit the table! ... but in the end you have to give up and accept that you suffered a Bad Beat Kaon!.

And speaking of real life ... happens when this is repeated several times ???... ps easy! the hell are you doing! Bet on everything and trust that you will win and in the end you still not trust. You may call bad luck or bad luck, but it is a fact of life that is full of bitter sweet drinks and drinks, the sea has its moments of calm and moments of storm ... but it is when you have the goddamn storm rolled relentlessly and not end in sight, all fucked up, fallen and disoriented you turn to the sky and say "I was not it."

Well personally and without realizing it, I found myself on a rollercoaster of unfortunate events, a chingadazo here, there and lost a stroke right and left ... quieeeeeero believe the truth is over, because internally if I tell myself ... AND WAS NOT !!!!? But seriously I went wrong ... the body begins to fail giving me old-age paranoia, in poker has left me a bitch, fuck the car and fuck me good yarn fix, kicked left me on crutches for several weeks, I fuck the laptop from scratch , work up to a rate less slavish in the appropriate days, my grandmother is dying, I had some setbacks in the field sentimental, etc. etc. Whenever I was saying to my heart that the worst had happened and came another chingadazo.

After all this fuck ... ever want to be the before and spontaneity back forgotten in recent months ... I speak at midnight and so jumping out of bed and everything out to the bar, tell me the day before "Let's go to the beach" and get hours after a towel and flip flops due to the adventure, q I intend one day to noon and a poker game that night chingon put something in my house, going from week to have fun and not "leave it for the weekend ... Then Too Late ... and life is too short to worry, better have fun while we're here. And if they do not propose, I propose ... and if you want ps the chin ... I say, to find someone who will do anything lol.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

How To Writewedding Anniversary Letter




Monday was a day like any other work until 5 ... then I changed it to work a little more on another project and trying to recover complete data from a DVD useless ... normal. I turn to my house fighting the traffic in the afternoon / night and finally came to my sacred home at approximately 8:30 pm. That's where things took a turn for the unpleasant, after a fight with the stairs and crutches (yes, I'm on crutches for 2 weeks) I finally achieved the feat of reaching the top floor, only to hear a strange sound coming from my room parents. My Father was actually talking to one of my aunts by Nextel, the strange thing was the tone between hysteria and desperation to be heard the voice of my aunt ... I approached a little more to realize the situation and within seconds I realized what was happening ... my grandmother was already in the hospital, which had already been at least 2 times before ... but my aunt never had gotten so bad ... I do not usually wrong when it comes to pre-empt the bad news and on this occasion, my instincts told me this time Q was not like the times before and I feared the worst should happen.

After listening a bit more my aunt confirmed my suspicions when his voice broke briefly to try to ask my father they should do ... the doctor asked her to do and none of the options was far from pleasant, and had never been as bad as now. Honestly to me I felt a knot in my stomach and I could not listen for much longer ... I went to my room a moment to sit and think a bit and then ... then decided not to think better myself and I went to see my girlfriend to vent a little. Before even leaving the house and had taken the decision to go on a trip Xpress to see Grandma, several times I almost always go in 2009 and threw me back with some excuse to leave everything in just the good intentions and zero shares. I went with my girlfriend talked for a while and at least 1 hour I lighten a bit, then back to the house, but I could not even get up the stairs when I found my mother told me: "Your mom just died Mode."

The following was left without words, to feel a terrible weight on his chest, as I crawl to my room to be a little lonely ... oooh and demons, since ps! start thinking and face the situation. I can tell, my grandparents practically raised me in those years we lived in Manzanillo and even after we moved we went to see her every chance we could, it is not exaggeration to say that during my kindergarten and primary one shadow made him to be my favorite person. Some time ago I made a pact with myself ... for reasons that are irrelevant ... not to return to mourn, a pact that had for years without breaking ... but this time I poured the memories and the way my eyes rained, but it was for less ... it was my grandfather (

At 2 hours we received the news we were already heading to Colima land, but not before passing by several uncles and cousins \u200b\u200bin Guadalajara, having to rent a couple of cars but by the number of people .. . is very gratifying to see them again but hopefully be in better condition. Back on the road and a couple of hours later we finally arrived and went straight to the funeral home. What I remember is that I saw many families come more ... and merits the coffin containing the recipient ever lived on earth where Doña Mode ... someone told me to go see her ... but honestly at that time I could not think of anything more frightening to see it well, honestly if I was afraid to go so you better go to greet the large army which he called affectionately Family. Eventually, paralysis and mental maturity near me, well the truth was not so bad ... except for the guilt I felt for not having gone to see her in all that was this year ...

Now I'm worried what will happen to the family ... without the initial step that kept our whole network together is quite possible that soon we become strangers, that this family together as father and I remember from previous times is in just that ... the memories ... and will say that I am pessimistic but when it comes to predicting bad things, I have a history of certain it's scary. In fact my parents and they confirmed some of this ... I return to my work and my city, they stayed over there ... and family members wore fat suits, you see how ugly you can put that in the distribution of inheritance, with all that Grandma will leave very clear. Adios

Doña Mode ... you want today with all my heart and love you until the day this time travel comes to an end and death comes to collect the ticket ... Adios

Doña Mode ... taught me that simple food can be the richest, to this day I have the addiction that left me with beans with corn or blocks of cheese ... Adios

Doña Mode ... showed me that in this life is worth the money Mother material things are just accessories that charge from time to time and there is much more important things in life ... Adios

Doña Mode ... I never saw a more powerful example of honesty, integrity, strength and good living. Adios

Doña Mode ... Rest assured that if there is something good in me, it was you who planted the seeds and still my life is governed by many things you taught me so much as what you repeated me and became my main principle "Do unto what others do not want for yourself "... something like the theory of Karma, but in words that even a child understands and feels.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Where To Buy Vast Trail Maps

he does not like you so much


Yes, there will be someone who remembers this film that was screened in cinemas earlier this year. It was all a momentous event or a movie of my top 10 let alone ... but I must admit that the movie I generally like the concept offered: 'Let us not pend ... and say it like it is! " . I've always been a supporter of this concept, although sometimes I put it to q'm half OGT and cold to say things like that, as I think and feel ... for the truth at least for me it is better to take detours, hints and other techniques to be so stupid and not face reality.

In the movie, Gigi (Ginnifer Goodwin) is a girl who desperately seeks to find the love of his life in a bar, from time to time is some prospect and eventually end up in the department of any of the 2, nature takes its course ... and the pattern indicates that Gigi had the following days waiting by the phone to call him Mr. Right, which NEVER happens ... up here the first 10 minutes of history ... and I only to see the plot of the movie, I'm rather focused on compressing the largest amount of popcorn in my mouth without dropping any, that should not be wasting food, Host!

Anyway, after that Gigi is making excuses and stories in his head to explain the situation "You lost my phone", "Went out of the country," had an accident, "the death of his grandmother, poor !"... that's where the movie started to get my attention, I identify the net in that action self-programmed into our brains to invent any chingadera as implausible as it seems, just to protect a certain way to avoid the imminent moral trauma that is incurred if we face the facts ... I get that almost half cinema: "Gigi! the Net that dude is not going to call, forget it!" To my luck in the movie is the character of BarTender who sees the girl and tells you things ... so cool, direct and pulled ... You know he has your phone and if you can locate her, the well of you, if you have not done is not interested ... a man does not forget that both he likes you or not ... in this case NO!

If I also had my stage Naive, which told me something to myself to try to explain something ... whose explanation was there but did not want to admit: "It came to my party, surely you have an emergency ... or anything happened to him!", "Surely he left his cell at home so I'm not the utmost account", "Naaaah Girl And Mr.X are good friends and nothing more, what I said the chicken was to put me jealous ... to me that the chicken Click does not like me and just want to fuck psychologically. " But no, the truth is that is always present that little voice inside that although we do Koha ... idiots ... from the beginning told us that the thing "rotten" and realizing that I was ignored for years also understand how huge this behavior is Stupid ... self-protective rather than truth only pathetically condescending.

Who has not ever heard one of those silly phrases:

"She / He will lose it" - not stupid!, Who loses it is YOU that you were either on, whether it was the sheer warmth or actually HAD more transcendental feelings toward that person, who really wanted to have something more was you, the other person or he comes and goes or is it already has for himself the kind of relationship they craved guajira.

"No you ... am I" - hahaha, the net and hear it instantly gives me a laugh ... or no mames! He who comes to end the relationship still intends to steal the victim role, which has problems existential and if it all ends is their fault bla bla bla. This sentence is true when it is accompanied by the following: YOU are not me ... I can not stand your fucking tantrums about anything, I want to talk about important things and I do not agree that only talk about work and Patty Chapoy all the time, I always I have to take the lead in showing affection concerns Null reciprocity and see ... I am not you that supports you no longer!.

"What does not kill you makes you stronger" - Hmmmmm ... if the force define it as distrust, depression, paranoia, etc, etc ... For if every good chingadazo in life makes you stronger. For me it is' what does not kill you ... leaves you more fucked up than before ", is like more generic.

And so there's a shitload of sentences to be a self pat on the back, we're doing well! nothing happens! eeeh almost almost! but now luck next time! Not that bad throw batons yourself ... but ... As you will avoid tripping over the same stone? Like you do not recognize even if you stumbled, if you have the courage to look at the stone throw and if you can not turn to see how you scraped knees and gravel buried you in the leg. So just like going through a rocky path without ever looking down ... ps you over the face all the time, better turn you realize that you're fucked legs and possibly avoid the same steps on the stones.

About
know me believe me that honesty will never be unwelcome ... nothing pisses me off more than someone wants to see the face telling you something that is not even half true, that tells you just what you hear or who acts overly condescending to look good to you, wasting your time and worse ... mine.

Finally, I will say that in the end the film left me with a good taste, unlike most romantic comedies not everything magically arranged for the happy ending ... the guy who ends up cheating on his wife divorced and left alone as the 2 cakes dog, the dude who was on the end just like Ana started ... Ana without the peel, etc. There were clear except for someone who did not make the final totally tragic but overall I was pleased that there good and bad ... as in real life and not those movies where everything is arranged in the 5 minutes before the credits.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Cortisone Injections Tingling

The world is full of stupid


--- For the Martinez brothers, who wanted to leave on the blog ... This entry is dedicated to you ha ha. No, not true but if they are to appear on any side, not consistently but I promised

--- Sometimes we go through life without seeing some pretty obvious until someone points out ... One day many years ago, he now headed, engusanado, telarañiento, moldy and rotten Kurt Cobain in a through interview said something that got me thinking: "The world is full of stupid "... yeah, maybe I was an impressionable teenager at that time, but also analytical ... and from that time and without the blinders on and walk around the world oooh surprise! the stupidity that unfolded before me was immeasurable! The very Cobain committed the stupidity of the head blow without first get in your will or give me a milloncito or two ... stupid son ...

A little no? (* Abdel Martinez *) I thought about going out tomorrow to traffic to get to work ... and as always deal with some stupid on the way ... because they sound the Clatsun if the traffic light is still red? do not know what red means high? not see that there are cars in front and you can not move forward? not understand the concept that matter can not occupy the same place in space while !!!?... Last Friday a stupid ... not to stand in line like everyone else trying to get up later, I saw it and I want him to take the ching ... by get! ... To my surprise this time it worked and gave her a trailer to get to reach Malaga jajajajaja ... I thought! and it happened! maybe this guy's powers developed migraine after so desire haha! Die Dog! (* Noel Martinez *) (* Noel Martinez *)

is to create fear but stupidity is everywhere, there are stupid are chiiiiiiiingo permanent and if we consider that the others have randomly interspersed periods of stupidity in our lives ... demons! is statistically very unlikely but could be a case of humanity in any given point in time can be regarded as 100% stupid ... If someone offends me it Mother! It's my blog and also I'm bad ... who does not like ps pa out that there is a shitload more blogs to waste time and do not get to work lol (* Noel Martinez *). Below

makes a summary of a theory I read some time ago and it made me very interesting

If we analyze a sample of people around the world, the most impartial way possible, not by their economic status or race, nationality, religion, political ideology, sexual preference, favorite character the simpson, physical constitution, or sex ... but by the way they behave and the impact of their actions in the environment could be included within any of the following categories:


The Intelligent (I)
: It is said that person who acts in a rational, decision maker thinking and its most important feature is that the way they act will benefit yourself and to others. I think that most of the time belong to this group ... Shut up! is worth dreaming!

Martir (M) : It is he who fucks so that others may be saved ... or in more formal language, which acts in ways that create benefits for others in detriment to their own welfare. To be honest sometimes I fall into this category ... increasingly less fortunately.

Bandido (B) : You guessed it! Is one that fucks it from others for their own benefit, would be the smart villain that generated profits for themselves without affecting the others too ... but this is very rare and is yet to be documented their existence.

Stupid (E) : inexplicably manages to do harm to others, without gaining anything in the process ... is more ... chingandoze pass to himself. For more information, search for "Peje" on Wikipedia, please.



Most individuals do not act consistently. Under certain circumstances a person may act intelligently and other act as Mars. The only major exception to this rule is stupid people who normally show a strong tendency toward foolish behavior in any activity or business. For others, we can calculate its position in the coordinate axis of Figure 1 as an average of the results of their actions in terms of costs and benefits caused to themselves and others. This possibility allows us to make the following digression:



Note in the chart that the x-axis shows the positive or negative benefit obtained by the individual, in the y-axis the benefit or cost caused by the individual in the other. (Who understood me I understood, I will not repeat)


Of these the most dangerous category is that of Stupid ... apparently also the most numerous. A robber may be considered evil, if ... but rational behind their actions is a logic: The actions of a bandit follow a model of rationality, the villain wants to make a profit. Since it is not smart enough to figure out methods to make profits for themselves also seeking to benefit others, should get the benefit of causing losses to your neighbor. Certainly, this is not fair, but is rational, and being rational, can be expected. In short, relationships are possible with a bandit as their dirty tricks and inadequate aspirations can be anticipated and, in most cases, you can prepare an appropriate defense.

With a stupid person all this is absolutely impossible. A stupid creature will pursue us without reason, without a clear plan in the most unlikely times and places and more unthinkable. There is no rational way to predict whether, when, how and why, a stupid creature carried out their attack. Faced with a stupid person, one is completely disarmed. I have the certainty that stupidity is what will wipe out the entire human race ... As we need to Skynet end? and the Matrix? how long we have before the Chinese to flood the rest of the planet and we run out of space or food? ... or worse ... PEJE be back?

As a mother I'm down ... it stays there. Do not do stupid things! I try not to do it ... but do not promise anything ... Indeed Abdel

and Noel ... already left the blog .. stating that I did! There are only 2

INFINITE THINGS IN THIS WORLD, THE UNIVERSE AND HUMAN STUPIDITY.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Tog24 Wichita Mens Milatex

The power of the word




have thought about the enormous power of the word? That simple act of structuring ideas in a logical and understandable. The Word has just as much impact or meaning as ideas or emotions that lie behind, unique ideas and far-reaching words often be matched equally important and substantial ... but not always, sometimes a lot is lost in the transmission of the message. Sometimes the misuse of certain words cause them to lose their true meaning ... so words like "Love", "Hate," "Happiness", etc, etc. Have lost almost all its weight to its overuse, trivial and undervalued.

is very chingon when you hear words that make you day ... you ask how are you, you say you've done a good job, that I missed a lot, you're a good friend and so on. Mere words are able to get up the spirit and get up to a level of energy and thought she could trust not 10 minutes earlier. Let's say the boxer who falls for the second time to the canvas in a single assault ... lying there on the canvas could give at that time, stay to rest, to stop receiving more damage, live to fight another day ... at that moment the words the coach yelling from the corner reach their ears, reminding you of your hard months of training and all that he can win if only rises ... and succeeds! the punching bag that was lying on the floor back to life, she joined accomplished before the bill ... and come back to win the fight! I'm not making this up, step recently in a boxing match between a gringo and a Mexican. In short, the right words can lead man to do great things.

And what happens when the opposite occurs? Have you ever heard words that were thrown to the canvas, emotionally ... it is horrible. Your body will remain in an upright position, but feel morally stricken them with all the ground. Once upon a time ... I was friends with some girl and that alone, I just saw a friend and the thing was mutual. Time after knowledge began to like a little ... and just in the days beginning to consider the idea, we were throwing some chaos and she said something ... that I was not going to forget ... not repeat it was but I got up guts ... paso a time when you return to speak with the same ease and nothing happened, months of friendship again as soon as I step over the head return to the idea of \u200b\u200bseeing it as more than a friend, I still did not do anything or say anything out of the ordinary and step ... New! solto a comment that hurt me back to the core ... and so, the timing was just perfect for me to forget about the idea of \u200b\u200bthere and forever. Currently

something happened ... in a sentence left me with no defense and hit went straight to the most vulnerable. No way, that it takes hold ... for now I feel I bring a black cloud over my head and instead of recharging batteries at night they wake up more exhausted, perhaps it is mere coincidence and I collect the excesses Age I've had in life just this weekend, but I feel pretty screwed in body, mind ... and everything else.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Congratulations On Your Marriage In Spanish

Without fear of death!



is Saturday and is 5 pm ... week after a fuck, walk up and down with too much work, too many parties, social gatherings and a few hours of sleep ... too much abuse as always ... at last I have some free time and just beginning to digest one of those stories that do not go unnoticed, you shake a little at first and then you do lose a little balance and force you to look carefully where you are stepping into the path of life. A friend arrived and greeted me as always we got to shoot with the ball in basketball, after a few minutes turns, stares at me and thinking the right words to drop a thought in the air ... finally regurgitated ideas crudely: "What do you think? Daniela died ...". I take the ball, put me in position, fluid motion ankles knees elbows shoulders y. .. my hands and not complete successfully shot as my brain processes information ... and begin to remember anything ...

almost a year now, when we rehearsed 3 or 4 times a week with the band, they told me "wise?" We have fans "... first boat I laugh, I did not pay much attention until days after the roof while rehearsing some songs from Strokes, beckoned me to the Martinez brothers peep me and there were ... two girls turning up and down the street ... days later invited them to spend ... then it was common to find them "accidentally" on the street and get to chat a little, girls were good vibes but the point was that they were just sooo girls: 15 and 16 respectively ... kaons those fanning me on purpose most Daniela, but no ... perhaps because they had more viable prospects (and legal) in mind ... or will have been the look of your Pa when suddenly happened and we saw any of us talking to their offspring look like hehehehe "I saw them their children) @ + @ 8 &`~"... as the thing was merely friendly. Time passed, the work we began to bury me and the other guitarist and the tests became more and more scarce, and only one conversation in the messenger was what I had contact with this girl ... was not my best friend or anything, but the news of knowing that is no longer among us, who not long before we had talked, which was only 17 and I was stunned to get so by the suddenness of the news.

The truth of my experiences with deaths of family are almost nil, thank God my family both paternal and maternal side has suffered almost no casualties in the time of my life, but if I have played several quite sudden deaths of people very young, people with whom you spoke and convivia regularly and so out of nowhere ... so well ... is over. The first thing I remember Paul was my guy in the secondary ... shot by a cholo on the business of wool ... that shit ... and another shook me most was a guy with whom I played football on a Friday afternoon to the news of his death the following Monday before members of the team ... be the captain of the team sucks!

My girlfriend tells me I'm in my comfort zone, nothing worries me too and my problems are almost no problems lol, my buddy the manteka really talking about our life is very nearly a paradise and complain mother is as mint good luck we have ... however, I can not help feeling that I want more! If they are, the man is ambitious and always want more ... I think it is a basic characteristic of our human condition. Anyway, this kind of news meet the purpose of shaking off a bit and remind my plans to do so long term because I have not purchased life, rethinking the work less and enjoy more ... and most importantly for me is. .. overcome fears and limitations ... do the things you want the way you want without fear stop you ... not afraid of anything! without fear of death! THIS IS SPARTA !!!!!!!

Monday, July 13, 2009

Jammed Combination Lock

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In life there are always choices, sometimes you close and do not see them but there they are. Several ways to solve a problem, several ways to respond to a question (simple, complex, correct, incorrect, the graceful, castor bean, the squirrel, etc.), various forms of conveying an idea, several roads or paths to reach the same destination, etc.. In my case, in very different times trying different routes to get to the heart of the respective girl who was ... say ... the object of my affection in their respective times, always ending in dead end and I wondered, "So that way the hell so if I go nowhere?". While logically I will not take the same path twice (because I will not reach the same destination ... obviously!), I must admit that the routes generally had a certain resemblance, were on the same field, had similar latitudes. .. even to the tangent to each other, giving me a feeling of "Ah cab.r.. o. .. gee, like that neighborhood known me "and finally ending in the same Dead-End. culprit is largely !*+"ºmoral compass I have ... always points to the B (good) ... and so go where you go pa me disoriented and ended up moving in the same direction ... have blamed my parents for giving me such a compass JA!.

course I always knew that there were other ways, I'm not so blind or so stupid ... but my internal programming nature and would not let me try, as if a voice in my head told me "The dark side OK you should not! ... because as Yoda express my mind?". However, a good day I got out of the highways, of marked trails and acquaintances ... and when I realized I was about the free Kaon! Ni account gave me step-by accident, or thought I did not plan far ... and the truth ... the dark side has many advantages mwahahahahaha!! so, going by the Free-Wey ... if Wey! The net the trigger for this was the pissed off ... if pissed off ... This feeling that warms your insides and your trial clouds, as on other occasions the girl he wanted me to fly control porridge ... I pisses me off, I forget what reason being, I instinctively look around, close to find her friend, 2 or 3 days after us to be "facilitators" (-condition to become easy-) with friends, many women dislike of me to mention that I like it. And so, without so many fees, no rodeo both without much traffic to get where it (which is always bad when too many dudes want to get to where it, nobody moves and all are clogged, but that's another story), without so many mixed signals on the way ... I was in the Free, not knowing whither it would not really care had not set a specific destination.

Thus began a cycle for a while was repeated several times ... looking for something "good", he did not ... and circulating a while back one of these paths moral jejejeje distracted. Sometime in the house of a guy asked me what is your record in a pickup ... they do not know if it falls within the category link, but it was a couple of hours, as certain girl accept 3rd time out with me to remove me in the last minute ... the truth and they were shit! ps obvious and it pisses me off, one thing led to another and a couple of hours later in a den of the city was well into Mugrelia kiss and kiss ... "Dancing" with a working company of my buddy The Termite ... but honestly that no longer can be called dance.

Most curious of all and my friends have been as lokas to tell me that's not true ... is that when we came and threw me off whenever the mother was worth me ... what was going ... I do not like to admit it, but these women are not treated well, in fact treated as virtual objects ... a "want or do not to hell", and in each of the occasions they were still looking for me and eventually I who zafaba of a situation that I liked. So that you see of "treat them badly" in movies, series and some other song, it works? I do not think to generalize because not all are equal ... but statistically speaking 99% worked more than the bully approach that want to bring cool, being a gentleman here, doing things romantic etc etc ... In the end, I still do not know ... the empirical study is invalid because the official was not carried out under the same conditions ... I guess the only way that could validate would be if you had a time machine: select test subject 'EVA', trying to conquer the method EVA A. .. back in time and try to method B. .. objectively compare results, proceed to compare hypotheses with different control subject over and over and over and over and over y. .. Who sold me a time machine !!!???

personally do not think it works the method A-La-bully with any girl ... and to my dismay when a woman likes me for real I can not treat it like that ... quite the opposite, which makes me susceptible to who gets fucked me hehehehehe.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Sample Baby Shower Dedication

or Die!



Well if ... I've fallen on account of a harsh and unforgiving reality: Blog writing or dies soon hopelessly in the sands of oblivion. The net'm still not ready to disappear this small space ideas inconsistencies and poorly organized, so I must take at an early emergency strategy and I'm going to steal the style of my blogger friend "the bee" and write more light so that gives me time to write at least a minimum of 1 time per week lol, but if not send me no organized and disciplined a short term or over here or over there and she can not do anything ... in fact it should apply the discipline and organization to more aspects of life ... hehehe But the blog will be as of the first experiments in this regard.

recap a bit, the last time I wrote I was still working in the hotel company to call ... not ... Motel-Inn, after 1 year of working in the company felt it was time to talk a little with my boss, see where my efforts would be directed in the short and medium term, growth expectations and it seemed a good idea to raise the possibility of a possible increase ... then NO! I got out of the cloud and not to make a long story short I said something like "The current situation is difficult ... most likely not possible", but damn ... minimum likelihood that left me, that candle of hope that maybe if ... and hold a while longer. Honestly, from that day forward began to accumulate dropwise a sense of job stagnation, not bad verbal recognition from time to time, "good job", "okay, follow echandole win as usual", " managers we are proud to have a team so efficient, responsible, hardworking bla bla bla bla "but when it is just that and is not shown neither in your salary or your growth ... instead of recognition and is perceived as brainwashing ... and maybe it is.

Well ya, I'm getting into territory Squirrel and no big deal, just months after I felt that I would not go nowhere, raise your hand with my friends to express my desire for a change of scenery and a week and had 3 options to change jobs .. . Another advantage of having a load of friends lol. So for 1 month I am no longer worker-Inn Motel.

Currently I have a working chiiiiingo between normal and extra projects, but the pay is so much better I'm not complaining, for such a shortage of spare time I've neglected the blog ... Well that and spending time with the bride have to re-structure the use of my time.

The inversion of which I spoke a couple of months ago is now a reality, so at least I'll give baby steps toward the goal of financial independence ... my money has generated almost 1000 dollars in 2 weeks has invested Yuhuuuuu! I know that is not a millionaire, but it is an improvement of 40 pesos which gave me my money in the bank interest HA! Speaking of banks ... yesterday my mom made me see that you were charged as 1000 pesos in cash! and see why ... pisses me off enough ... is that like 3 weeks ago to deposit in your account 70 000 pesos in cash ... and damn! and can not even put money in the bank without being taxed by it ... are shit! there is no other word, are CHIN-GA-DE-RAS ... if before it was favored to keep my wool in the mattress of my house, now I am more than convinced ... fucking banks charge for everything, tell you that your money is safe with them, the only certainty is that you're going to screw a piece of cake every time and how many ways can they occur. Jijos of his! ª \\ what a bitch is loaded in a subject. Suffered by winning the top notes, machetes as they could, asking here and there or asking for help to study ... also came to give them to use alternative methods also known as cheating lol.

In a good percentage ... these are the charges clown anyway ... the grave and a headstone his name had simply refused to fall into it. But what do we do now? And we leave school ... Q. 'who the hell we used to know that? The important thing is the principle of the matter ... some thought to how to generate the same virtuous circle, really took some time thinking about this whole thing ... feeling in the belly that life as a paid employee ... no ... I do not block at all ... vouchers to the mother company will pay you the minimum to keep you happy or less, the less you win your win over top and as they have the power that's not going to change, overtime or super stress that you can assign no value but the day you can not "comply" to stay several overtime to finish something you'll be labeled as a bad ... or bad worker. And as several of my friends have found in the flesh ... arrive any day and you say "mate, thanks for participating ... fare thee well ... somewhere else. " Returning to the cheap philosophy, if he had previously worked as a black to get 10 and others whose 10's worked for them ... Now would be the equivalent in the real world? The answer is money ... as then you can work as black for some money to give yourself or others can ensure that money work for you and throw the snowball that little grows slowly and encourage the virtuous circle of the speaker. Hehehehe seems that then I will wash the coconut to get one of those famous "pyramids" where all are rich lol, but no ... when assembling the perfect scam the recruits as accomplices but nothing yet. The only problem with this is that your money makes money, is to raise enough money to really "work" is not something that people do commonly ... and less in Mexico. It seems cultural issue debt until the end of your days subscriptions and pay little ones ... for stringing you richer.

In my opinion everyone has their priorities and what they do or do not do it is their problem, but the net I see many of my friends and spending and spending ... money or even have yet, and thus wasting more money in the form of credit and interest that come with it ... ps like I said each his own. I personally do not want to buy a new car ... pay the holdings, services, put him sound, wheels and other goodies so that when finished not be worth paying a third of the total investment. There are many examples but the same principle, in general spend a lot of things that end up worthless, and really bad spent half his life working in underpaid to afford them.

Well, I'm up to the mother, work and work and the feeling of living a "media peppers," they say. She will say it is true, but I've had some talks with some women of Sparta ... good to maintain your anonymity we will call "Ariana of Greece" (this will cause me problems with my girlfriend ... I'm sure hehehe), she helped me identify something I already knew on a subconscious level in recent years and know at a conscious level gave me the push I needed ... Over the past 2 years I knew I was saving money for "something" ... I know that. Now I have

clear that putting my money work for me to generate more money will be my goal in the short to medium term, my first step was to convince my parents to invest me in Cetes, so we will not win a fortune ... but will give us "free" without lifting a finger a few thousand bucks a month ... not much, but who will give them away! That's the chingon pal cetes has enough capital: for example, who invests a million dollars a year later received 9% interest on their investment which translates into 90 000 pesos ... you won without sweating a drop or work to anyone, or that was my annual salary when he worked in government! If you leave that money and earnings are reinvested in 7 years already have 2 million, etc, etc.

That is the plan cortito, after gathering some wool over my Pa's rush to invest in their own business and I mind my own business ... probably real estate ... demons! To make the offer of my father working with his trailer sounds tempting ... win as 30 000 per month ... work for me and take a vacation or rest when I want is good ... but for someone like me who does not like walking on the road would be too hard for it to be profitable. But that's the point, as you can throw me to do something else but my own .... The sensible thing would be making the transition gradually, getting a better job, continue saving for a certain time and one hand to manage what I have, but in one of those completely abandoned wage side ...

So that is the Master Plan! Now I have the seed, now have to see if the tree bears fruit. 'll Let you know when you make the first million jajajajajaja ... say it is the hardest.


Friday, May 8, 2009

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Monday, April 27, 2009

Can Too Much Running Affect Your Period

Master Plan






Hehehe, does a fine not put anything new ... but I feel I have so little free time now, I do not reach for anything. Actually I'm cheating! I'm not writing anything new, I'll just post something that already had written over a year now ... at some point that I felt a little bad ... the general situation reminded me worse times and I started writing without thinking ... but at the end I did not publish, not to seem to want to claim something that was not entitled to claim, but a year is sufficient to dust it, which is a reflection of my current situation but a bit of ancient history.

total silence reigns ... no starting gun ... no signal indicating the start of the race ... after a few seconds you hear "Number 5 is disqualified lane" ... man falls to his knees and just hear him saying "nooo! ... not again" On your mark! ready! and the race continued without
... Suffice it to say that history has repeated itself countless times for this person ... the same result ... months of training, eating healthy, study and proper technique to achieve its objective psych. At the time of the truth ... On your mark! ready! exit disqualified for false ... On your mark! ready! and a storm event suspended ... In its marks! ready! And without even saying disqualify the reason ... On your mark! ready! and man is attacked before taking a step ... life exists only in such irony. Only one opportunity

... is all you want ...
only an opportunity to run like the wind! Disappearing into the distance between the second and goal! Explode and give it all if forgetting everything and everyone else! as he knows he can do it ... at least the opportunity to compete and reach the other side! even if not first ... Leaving

metaphors aside, let's say this man is me and not about the 100 meter dash ... but the winding and treacherous path to the heart of women. On your mark! ready! and who was my best friend ... who could make you laugh to tears pass me to be with Brad Pitt in the class even if you put the horns again and again and again. On your mark! ready! and that high school girl who supposedly had given me If I find her making out with a third party. On your mark! ready! ignored me and another girl to go with the cholo Malandrin of lurking outside the secondary. On your mark! ready! and receipt for X time 'I love you ... as a friend '... then practically avoid me from now on as to who would have done a terrible wrong ... or friendship is safe.

On your mark! ready! And she comes looking for me ... and gives me wings, then ignore me ... and then give me wings again, to ignore me again and so repeating the cycle until a certain day to confess that I only thought about returning to his former and just wanted to see where ... as I could get tired of writing me better let's stop in high school. On your mark! ready! There is no starting gun. To summarize just say that what is being ignored, avoided like the plague, they laugh at you at the time to open yourself to that person, or play with you just to see how far you can get ... increasingly disheartening.

never asked more than an opportunity ... Win or lose became irrelevant ...
just a chance to run like the wind ...


And ... Contrary to what sounds the previous paragraph I'm not a victim ... no longer makes much more than the existential traumas, that if the life or bring luck against me, that if he were handsome or rich or ... were something more than what I am. Today I just surround myself with people interested who accepts me for me, as I am and so would expect from a partner. Hahahaha bad thing is that I run out of ideas ... opening statements, indirect, recurring, comments or jokes with a hidden message and again for a while, serenades, love letters signed or anonymous gifts or flowers, to be first his friend for a long time and know a little thrown, to be his friend after being hit and even tossing before meeting hoping that the first impression I favor, and so on. etc. I have done many things in life, and God alone knows to be as shy as I am, how much work it has cost me, but ... nothing worked for me hahaha. "The worst mistakes is to do the same thing and expecting different results" but I run out of ideas ... or the motivation lol.

only thing I'm sure is I'm tired, tired as he runs 5 marathons in a row without having run the 100 meters and, tired of being disqualified forever without chance to compete, stay tired of watching the races from the sidelines ...

On your mark! ready !!!....
baaaah

So yeah, what else I can say ... the story is there and can not refuse, you can move on and leave things behind, but certainly one is mother, just watch that nose was rather more chaos And Open ... Of course, since then not so much ... and now for me it just Mother jajajajajajajaja most of the time.


Thursday, April 2, 2009

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!!!... On your marks Ready !!!... Well





can not have everything in life ... that's a fact! Things can be white or black or any medium shade of gray but not white and black at the same time, you can not. Among the many things that are in separate ends is the well-being and the right to have, to me mean?

The Well SER refers to having the time to pursue what you like, read countless books, playing Halo or Starcraft to become National Champion, riding your bike from Tijuana to Cancun, spend much time with your family , friends, girlfriend, lover or Papirrin Gay ... each one to his own ... I respect your lifestyle jajajajajajaja Corona puppy. variable in discussion here is about time ... for the well being needs a long time but then do not spend enough to earn more money and instead usually involves the right to have half a lifetime working chingarse ... or more to get money. It is difficult to balance as much follow your hobbies without wool is almost impossible and end up in the street dead-of-hunger and caps with your friends if someone holds you haha \u200b\u200b... but on the other hand focus on the good you have nothing else left as an empty person only focused on winning wool and buy things, that's no way to live, at least not for me. I personally torn between these two points, the truth soooo I do not care for material things go on that side ... I do not want to buy a BMW and pledge to walk the Farol Nacho, Pa what the hell! Nor do I want to become parasite living off the work of my parents and making me pay wey when pizza and chelas with friends, to save the pennies. All this in a matter of Cost-Benefit ... and I am in search of livelihood that I provide the most appropriate balance for now ... no, I like my job but I feel that all the time spent is a little ... jejeje say underpaid, in my previous chamba in compu-world-hyper-mega-net pay was approximately 15% lower but the time spent was about 60% less so actually earned more per hour worked in my current chamba.

I want to win more! but I do not want to take a job to sacrifice more of my already scarce free time ... to do ... to do ... The man is ambitious always want more! hahaha. No, I do not live to work, the stress consume me and make more money ... but also make premature aging, soreness several, early baldness and a paunch Mr. NEL !!!!!

All I know is that if I have a chance to take me a long vaGaciones it does and I will get up late, I'll go out to run or walk more often will organize more meetings with friends, I will have time to rehearse more often with the guitar, the possibilities are endless ... until hunger Money drag me to go back through the world of schedules, cubicles and offices.


Tuesday, February 10, 2009

I Havent Got My Period But Have Mucus

be either GET







This blog is a powerful tool lol, and at least someone threw him a girl for something to post sometime ... someone else left his job several months ago and was released in Monterrey also motivated by something I said ... wow! if only I had that power of belief when I say it in person ... hahahaha seriously as a superpower.
is very cool that someone approaches you and tell you that your last post was cool, but even if someone says he did not know or ever wise Debray would read the Paranoid ... and from there, with one point in common to talk to someone who had not spoken before, in the best know someone interesting to free hahaha. According to my friend, Gil read me her friend from Guadalajara ... ps who the hell I was doing promotion ????? changing a bit my employer will try to write a little more often even if you do not write posts as long, if it works for me like Henna works for me, no? Obviously I will not write like the Little Flower ... Henna no offense but ... write as a child! jajajajaja.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Husband's 25th Birthday

The power of my Debray







These days it seems that the blogger virus has infected everyone and many of my friends are in these rolls ... jajajajaja pinches copycats. No, seriously, this is cool to write even to oneself, and are much better if those who read your inconsistencies and do not think that is vile garbage ... trash that is at least entertaining and why not ... to like it. In honor of this I updated the links on the right side of the page you point to some blogs of my books, I recommend especially the blog of my sensei in these dark arts: manteka manteka blog ... oil and acid a blog but a lot of fun that just makes you laugh and think at the same time ... low mother!. If you encourage me to write all this was for the manteka ... I said to myself "if this dude can ... or so I will not" jajajajaja ... but good because we cut the business outright and move on to writing something.
bubble bursts ... arrive at the secondary and easily make you stupid lol ... do not give much credit to people not telling the truth and realize that all the stories you told your friend Pepe from primary panchoAventuras were vile and you're the only dude that the thought that the money he lent to the cholo in recess two weeks ago so you will not pay "tomorrow" that the Magi did not exist ... that bad PEX. Then in the clashes with the opposite sex find that there is no easier way to flush them to tell the truth so well ... that girl that you took and let you cool and avoid talking about you say you like ... something that also applies to girls in their twenties. Why the panic or despair? ... So easy on your part would just say NO ... NO ... if you look a little other males of the species, apply a bit of analysis and start seeing a pattern in these situations ie the game of seduction. I always liked the games ... that if video games, games that if that if kids games, books with mind games and puzzles ... that if all types of sports ... but not this kind of games! While it was my best friend Omar enjoyed of success with women ... on what to tell lies to the ears hahahaha, I know because I threw the whole show in the front row ... huiles were sometimes pure ... but also had a good percentage of girls well. A coconut washed them all similarly, as the bait to the vast majority of a bitch was after a while and the great majority were still there as pendejas. How many times have I heard friends complain about men sons of bitches ... but ching! If I get some type of truth and good intentions will take as their stupid or ignorant and it wey pa pure mother (we could ask or Fossi Trix), but then go and tell him that if the first re-bastard found ... then do not complain of what choose, if no obligations.
For the third year ... was not a close friend of Omar who say I can not just be friends with someone who at least does not respect the person. More than once attempted Omar pull me to the dark side lol but even if he comes to consider, was incapable of lying to their level of mastery and keep your face ... jajajaja pinches primary directives. At the end opts for the more honorable way to treat them well, talk to the net and be "self" ... trial and error I could see ... no, that does not work. When he was 15 I left school with very amargueZ regard. Certainly

learn little by little by little to be more subtle, but the petty habit of get away with saying things as they tend to give jajajaja problems repeatedly. There is also the fact that the antenna that makes you get those "vibes" of the opposite sex, in my case it works erratically and tend to always play things backwards ... when I think I have a chance with some girl that neither the case ... and when someone is pulling me wave, I knew I did not mind. A skunk was you and fuck you invite to the movies to just the right time does not work ... no explanation is given no face ... in fact, someone told you to call him on Saturday to leave and then take the attitude of not answering phone calls or messages, one more than I planted a couple of times after time you wonder why you have not invited back to the back exit ... invite ???... aaah you fucking kidding!, who at one point had super chingon you one week to the next you can get to avoid like the plague for no apparent reason ... Throughout this issue of cross signals, of never knowing where you stand, to have that damn uncertainty and from my perspective is a complete lack of logic or sense I've come to really hate these so-called "games" ... Surely now might hate football it was all so chaotic and devoid of rules ... you say that you are dribbling soccer ball toward the goal and suddenly the rule change takes the ball with his hands and jumps to score in the basket ... during the brief time they are in the air pushing out the baseball bat punts the ball over the net Volleyball and shoe type intercepts it for a touchdown ... but it is you lost by knockout to not making a hole in one ... to jijo of a bitch! and then because you do not understand.

worst thing is that you ignore, to become the victim, give you unlimited long or evasive ... ESO uuuta mother if re-pissed. The net I can count on 3 fingers who have told me "NO" so directly ... the answer is not something you want to hear but it's something I really respect, not shit from those who can not tell it like it is.

I do not like games ... or people who like this kind of games. Hahahaha

the net barely notice I'm so fucking Eda! jajajajaja.



Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Are Camera Flash Bad For Eyes

so I do not play! Adios







a couple of days ago I organize my birthday celebration, all very chingon truth and thanks all the friends who made it and those who went to hats nomas also plugs lol, not really, because all attended and were able to join me for a while. Things never go as you planned ... this is not necessarily bad, just a fact ... There were many who expected to see there that for some reason or another did not attend: those who went to Canada the same day, the one just to operate the knee, he went to a wedding, who were on the beach who now live outside of Morelia and could not come ... including the guitarist in my band could not disengage from work on the alcohol breath ... damn! and I who had wanted so much to play for a while for friends. Thank God no shortage of friends and the IREP could take their "Mequetrefes" to play for a while and so my commitment to live music did not become a vicious lie lol. It was the plan taquiza and rent chairs and tables for 80 people around ... hahaha I fall short, to Despite the absences at the end I think we become like 100 ... hahaha or more clearly the joke is that it took place despite some leaving and others were coming later. The most hilarious moment came at 5 in the morning when we said goodbye ... As we talked and suddenly we closed the facility with some buddies ... hear someone screaming ... "Wait let me out" and open the door to the venue out "the namesake", particularly mothers and disheveled ... we were watching it and someone asked him "hey where you've gone? just returned? about 11 disappeared you" to which he replied "this ... hehe ... it was me I never fall asleep in bathroom ... what time is it? " .... jajajajajaja no manches! We laughed like idiots like 10 minutes ... everyone had done their hypothesis where the namesake was gone if the bride, if the brothel, that if he was kidnapped ... and all the time was asleep in the cup shiale hahaha! Well and this was, was chingon period.
Well see how it goes in 2009 ... new year and in my case one more year of age. I will say that 2008 was not a good year for me that I have the motto "better today than yesterday, tomorrow better than today" ... the truth does not improve at all, not for lack of trying but things just were not going, there were casualties on all sides and my best efforts were as futile resistance, such as wanting to swim in quicksand. Such rather exaggerate a little lol, the truth was very good but quite a few things I do not lie in saying that it considered a good year in general and the end result has left me with a certain depression which I have not been able to shake and a couple of months, which is not good. I will do my best not to turn this space into a blog EMO hahahaha but certainly I write this veeeeery influenced by the mood ... so fuck yourselves! jajajajajajaja. All the best ... not the new year, I always wanted to be well with us all:).


Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Where To Get A Golden Ak 47 Airsoft Gun

2008 .... Biography







The best stories come in trilogies, is in my opinion sufficient dose to have a History made in sufficient detail and without excess, after this fall in dialogue and plot get stuffed, fried and repetitions of the same, sequels and sequels to a story already worn by other ... At least that happens in Hollywood. My point is that although there are waaaay more to tell of my adventures in the military tests this is my last post about it ... aaaah good times!
Everything was hallucinating from there ... rows of soldiers on the road at the entrance of the College, its looks menacing and semi-automatic weapons even more intimidating, more massive structures designed to require that to be functional and certainly Snipers lurking in the woods ... ready to blow her head to anyone who would be too clever ... So to escape while it is in action on the battlefield is punishable by death! Coward dies! Hehehe my ideas were not more full of paranoia I be. We ended up in a huge plaza roughly the size of the Zocalo and was packed! Imagine all the candidates across the country for all the military academies ... good all applicants who were still alive in the selection process hehe. Schools divided us then and we were sent to different buildings to play us in a large auditorium. Since we were on the way the Claudio was very nervous, very much ... for the first time I saw him seriously and told me that the academic side was not strong ... and I asked for help. I already had some experience helping cholos in high school ... but an examination of this level ... they do not know ... not promised anything, but I told him I would do everything possible. Then, at the entrance to the auditorium we had a little trick: as we were made up of stature to be going I walked a couple of places further back with the highest and did the same and visited several sites to reach out to more scrub like me hehehe . At the end despite a difference of 15 centimeters tall successfully broken up where I was and we had to sit in places adjacent ... and I can say ... in the end what happened is that Claudio "confirmed" their answers with mine for several hours-long exam. In the afternoon they let us go and told us to come back for results ... I can not remember if it was a week later or the next day but for purposes of the story saltémonos this time and go to the results. all assembled awaiting the results ... the nominate in order of highest score to lowest ... of 2000 or more candidates for that Air Force had only 300 would then cut .... we were told and began the first named was a guy who talked funny Veracruz ... the second name ... the second name was mine !!!!! The simple truth I could not believe I'm crying and Sali, ME! As someone who won the lottery ... one of those moments that do not forget for the rest of your life. Continued naming people and they would appoint as the group separated us form a separate row ... than that among non-selected schemes take out an ice pick and someone to take us out of our misery or something ... hahaha or back was all in my paranoia. Claudio was the number 12 or 15 as I recall ... row to reach the turn to watch and motioned me to not forget ... a gesture like "Thanks !"... Wey lukin eventually named the place as 50 and just beyond Isra ... The full squad Yuhuuuuuuuuu survived!
There we separated into groups of 40 ... each group assigned a day ... us the first 40 we played the same day to the next review ... Tests that were reserved only for us Smurfs (As they call the rest of the militia to the Force for the blue uniform) ... led us to the Military Dentistry and veeeeeeeeery was unlike anything I imagine in a military school ... it seemed that anyone was in a high school population was mixed, and apparently reached the hour of "recreation" and walked all playing volleyball, talking on guys balls, linking etc etc. In that as at 11 in the morning we go to a media room or something, they gave us instructions and put in the spotlight the review ... the heavier IQ test I've done in my life ... IQ more than I think we measured the Mental Stamina, some tests that had to do with the pulse of your hands and guidance space to see if they were going to crash the plane as soon as I released him I guess ... and then lunch. Just finishing the meal we ask that if you were rich and then tell us that tomorrow there will be medical examinations, which was 100% necessary to make fasting and gave us a pill ... a laxative! Hahahaha wanted us to be "clean" digestive issues ... I would say that before eating the hell ... hahaha. Do not tell them what happened that night having a couple of toilets and 40 individuals bit weak ... and I remember ... or well ... I do not want.

We got up at 5 am, we have the largest military hospital I've ever seen my life ... well then, the only military hospital that I've seen in my life hahaha. They left nothing to chance ... electrocardiogram, electroencephalogram, dental assessment, hearing tests, eye exams, blood tests, the pressure ... Cosmo girl test, "I like men in uniform? 10 Ways to Get to the captain of your life" and about 100 radiographs after ... no, not exaggerating so I took x-rays in so many angles in the end I cared to give me cancer. Many tests took loooong time ... the final verdict is ... we are required under the office of a major military doctor in charge of giving us the good news or bad news ... they are the bad news: my health was 99% perfect and my right conditions for a good super-soldier, except for one thing ... ... deviated septum that made his face and the words that I said I really thought THE MOTHER! So close yet so far! In another bag that was my file folder prior to medical examinations ... the guy's face change and I'm seeing ... just told me that my place in the knowledge test and my results on IQ tests were of the highest and for that alone would give me a chance ... I mean ... that mean ... A HUEVOOO !!!!!!!! BETWEEN!! INTER !!!!! I'M IN !!!!! I was a hair that sent me to piss truth. At the end wait for a while from the hospital ... until my buddy came ... The book also! Honestly I felt at the time as untouchable ... sinning of pride when minutes before the truth was that I leave the world over when it seemed that I was out ... but good to see in retrospect was quite a feat ... then I found out that we were a total more than 5000 applicants to the College of the Air this year and after all get to stay in the Top 3 ... not bad for inflating the ego of that guy with no self-esteem, aspirations and dreams that was then.

So that is it ... no doubt that God had much to do with all that ... a can not run with much luck, and there are many things left out of the story that make me think that if I was a very fortunate Kabron. At the end I have this in 3 posts hahaha. What happened next?? Well, now you will tell after a load is also to tell and it is no longer part of Dreams up .... What happened afterwards is another harsh reality.


Sunday, January 4, 2009

What Should Cervix Feel Like 3 Days Before Period



Here I go a pablito showed me, and I remembered I already