Friday, May 28, 2010

Cervical And Lumbar Radiculopathy

!!!!! I HAVE THE PODERRRRRRRRRRRRR

is to fart, that I have for favorrrrrrrr power! What influence they exert on all of humanity! Just two days ago "posti" on the promise of Argentina Maradona to strip out if world champion, making it clear that Salazar was not naked or Zamolo that promise was not very attractive ...

And then, what happened? She spent yesterday Luciana Salazar went on to say that she will strip if our selection brings the cup ... I'm asking is, plain and simple.

Now I want someone to bring me a special pizza with double mozzarella and grated egg for lunch in gratitude! Is this possible??

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Pc Suite Para O Cookie

The Temple of the Sun


In my city there is the Sun Temple .. no, it is a very ancient pre-Hispanic construction, was not built with stones and workmanship Aztec or Maya ... was done with gray polvito Tolteca, with slave labor as a good monument of antiquity, monstrous machines that would have made the Mayas, Aztecs, Olmecs, Chichimecas and other "dolls" he surrender their jewelry and we are handing over their daughters sign reverence.

Sun Temple as any church that respects was made in honor and homage to a pagan god, the god of the pagan gods ... Dinerus God. And every Saturday the faithful gather the most important ritual of the religion Mariposa, to see the children of the sun fight the enemy, drink the drink of the Sun .. Ambrosia barley icy and delicious cure for all ills (or should be for the price! Children ...), chingarse its seeds, potatoes and cardboard pizzas, in addition to praying out loud praises of the "Referee" or high priest in this ceremony ... I have not seen a religion where people scream with so much fervor and devotion to his holy elders: "Puto" and "idiot."

I'm not the religion Butterfly ... but my girlfriend is ... so I've found in the precincts of the Sun in more than one occasion trying to blend in among the faithful not to lynch me for heresy ... The faithful are wild if they make you angry. The experience is similar on each occasion:

-Sort on the street Ball Pen ... faithful call them ... fuck that go to the ceremony venue weekly, if blind faith is more of the kaons also, just divine work is no more accidents to get to the point of reunion. Leaving your car
-as far as possible. It sounds counterintuitive, but security issues and avoid hours of torture to try out are important reasons to walk in the sea of \u200b\u200bpeople.
-When walking to the entrance to the temple, potential dangers: the probability of pickpockets, rascals who ask money for the ticket (or so they say), being struck by granadazo to be a public place ... and worse! that your eyes wander and accidentally gets in the way of these Edecarnes in tiny outfits ... vigilant not to let your girlfriend spend the "insult", no matter what you say, no matter what you do, if there was intent or not ... You will pay the consequences! jajajajajaja.
-Upon entering the sacred edification, things are more valuable ... increases around 10 times its value, I guess everything is blessed and holy ... if not, I can not imagine the embarrassment and have to sell so expensive and people pay money to ... if they say we do not have to eat.
-The Edecarnes still marching ... and you still see them as if avoiding the eyes of Medusa is involved ... perhaps the stone would become a better fate than what awaits you with these dangers lurking long legs right and left jajajajajajaja. And I say the skunk of the legs ... It is not true love! nomas for the blog is ... I do not know hahaha. Eventually
-pagan rites and people start screaming, rises and sits down and re-raise, re-yell ... the end everything turned and salts saying "win" or "lost."
-Losing to the enemy does not care about the god Dinerus ... we are a people of faith, and people will follow their false idols, but they have given a fuck and exposed as the weak mortals are.

And so the Sun Temple gathers more and more fans and more power to his god Dinerus, one can not but admire the religion know who invented this business.

sounds comical to handle it well, but if you think about it match the common features. The moves religiión masses, concentrated people who share ideology, devotion, who admire an idealized. Football in turn, moves the masses, people who share passion concentrates, equipment, admiration and faith in victory and admire the idol that got 100 goals in two seasons and rise to the level of Figueroa and Holy Ghost San Miguel Sabah ... malagradecidamente mean and then forget them and replace them with the striker in turn.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Olive Oil Can Wallpaper

BRASIL! BRAZIL!

wanted to make 2 little minutes in the World Cup looming, our selection, Argentina, the blue and white, sweep away his rivals and be crowned champion ... but now that the diegote said that if champion gets naked in the Obelisk , I will swell by Brazil, Korea or any other choice! Diego, if you want to make promises that fans Salazar or put into tarlipes Zamolo! but you will not! Asquith da!
On the other hand, promising to be crazy as it brought the world deux in winter! You're going to freeze Kun Aguero, Diego! Kun Aguero say it is a p * jaaaaaaaa !!!!!

Monday, May 24, 2010

Why Don't Balloons Filled With Air Deflate

The Fanboys



sooo much to write and so little time ... so I will go back to what worked before ... nighter "to write lol, only this time I can sit Nosferatu quiet, without distractions and drop a few lines ... to see if I am not sorry when the lines of code suddenly become clouds of cotton and me q account'm dreaming with open eyes ... I say ... has passed.

At a time much simpler, childhood ... and 80's, I remember going to my cousin's house the "Kiko" there in Los Angeles, California, listening for hours and hours talking to my cousin of the famous Ninja Turtles, my cousin gave excellent arguments ... to the standards of a 9 year old boy and made me hallucinate for hours on the way ... or minutes, the guy net any time when you are not allowed to play, as was the family car packed sardines in which we were, it was an eternity ... I could almost feel to old can not play something hahaha, if my child I saw the hours now inert adult step that we call "work" ... eeeeeen end. We

home ... and hallucinations of seeing his new transformers! after seeing your bike! after seeing his television ... a contraption the size of a refrigerator, with the resolution ... subLow-definition ... or that you had to see far away or not see nothing wey! able to raise the temperature of the house at 30 degrees Fahrenheit as the prisoner and electrical energy consumption of a small Casino ... but it was the latest in technology K'aon. "Noooooooo mamesssssss" I thought to myself ... and I imagine it would be like playing Mario Bros on a screen that ... obviously my cousin had EVERYTHING ... so ask for your Nintendo ... He proudly tells me that no, he has something better says and shows me then his Master System, and mother all valuable there! I ended that Nintendo is the best, my cousin offended that compare your Nintendo console with a regular ... what could be the paradise became a battlefield and we spent a good part of the Summer fuck each other ... I even remember that my vocabulary was always well behaved replaced by a "Come Poop" in child language 10 times worse than the Chinga Tu Madre!

I did not realize then ... but at that time both my cousin and I, we were what we now know as Fanboys: unineuronales disgusting creatures, unable to reason or make decisions, only driven by the desire ... or stupidity to preach unconditional devotion to an idea or concept for an idealized other. There are all kinds Fanboys:

The "Maquera" devoted to the religion of Apple, whose paychecks are dedicated to filling the coffers of Steve Jobs, able to buy a cheese grater ... $ 500 if it bears the symbol of the apple, use suppositories Apple but not need them and buy the 200 versions of the iPod because "the new one is more tiny and fit more songs" ... Gigas more and more garbage to put more music that will never hear because the music that you like fit in the first 5 GB

The "Moderatillo" devoted to dark worship music groups, suffers from violent seizures when listening to music that populace and is considered as a Jehovah's Witness trying to spread the good news of his music, despises any expression culture which is not according to their beliefs and would be the first to establish a Holy Inquisition Sonica to punish heretics regaetoneros, poppy and duranguenzes.

The "Futboñero" who has devoted his mind and time in the pure art of becoming an encyclopedia of soccer,. The Fanboy is able to give historical data with amazing precision alignments of equipment, technicians, owners, referees, commentators, plays, situations, contracting, etc. etc. etc. Refine your database through an arduous process to see how much fucking article, repetition, interview or comment there in the football event relevant. Watch the game, see your summary, see at night, read the articles the next day, discuss extensively during the week are things that distinguish the authentic Fanboy.

"Star Warren" Vs "Treki" opposite sides of the coin Geek. The Warrens are known for their love of trivia and furry mammals (Wookiees, Ewoks, etc.), are easily distracted by the mere sight of a woman dressed in the garb of Princess Leia "slave", however heinous costume or femininity is more like Java the Hut. The Treki can speak Klingon, always use Linux and are virgins. The Treki are indifferent towards fantasy and superhero nerds but the Warren attack without hesitation, often to discuss whether the science of Star Trek is / was / will be more credible than the technology Star Wars.

The Lost-boys ... do not even know where to start ... so of these guys are lost and the final jajajajajaja Series 2 days ago comes the test: you can turn your fervent devotion to other companies? may get new reasons to live? or get stuck in limbo with the Warren, Treki and other Geeks who cling to a star and died. Fun fact: I was invited to a party-pedagogical commemoration of the end of LOST, it would have to take, what to eat and with whom to chat while watching the series finale ... in my head my spider sense began to send signals and images in my brain ... where the LOST celebration ended with a suicide Ritual secretly orchestrated by one of attendees ... would begin to wring all on the floor while cyanide carefully dosed and applied to crackers and snacks to its effect ... close your eyes ... open them again one last time to see the "Konin" staring at me while I say ... "Do not worry!'re All going to the island."

Nintendrones, Xbots and Play-boys ... each defends his video game console to the hilt ... everyone agrees that the Wii is not a matter which they consider a toy ... jajajajaja no console.


The Political Fanboys, dressed in the colors of his party forget the real purpose for existing political parties ... represent a set of principles and values, represent a sector of the population in government through the nomination of candidates for public office so that there are several in our leaders and representatives ... evil is to see that in practice the reason for the party to be yellow is screw the Red and Blue, Blu chingarse to yellow to red and so on ... in a vicious circle that leaves no "do" anything, only destroy what propose any color whether it's good for the country or not.

And so, the fanboys are multiplied each time more and more, their unique perspectives, closed and inflexible always cause problems ... Fanboys will not return, things are never black or white there are always many points in between, in this world is for everyone and all there is room.

"The trash is the treasure of some other" - Manteka

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Stop: C000021a And C0000005

EVERYTHING I DO I HAVE?? ALL ME?? EXAMPLES THAT !!!!!

After waiting a reasonable time that another brilliant mind of our country you can think of this idea, and seeing that it occurred naaaaaaaaadie, I am obliged to put on the table ... Once again, I solved the problems rooted in our national life ... Once again, I devising genius Leonardo Da Vinci which contemporary ...
propose that each mobile
Chronicle TV is mounted over an ambulance, so we will not listen to popular columnist for the channel said, "And here we get to the ambulance ... not insane, in a serious country is backward! The ambulance should arrive before the cameras tevelisión! From my idea, the ambulance quick and Chronicle would continue to have the scoop, a reward for his historical work.

So like this I have as quichicientas bueniiiiiiisimas ideas, but I'm the only boss anger idol Argentine master genius ... so by the time I saved them for me and if I sing the kumquats, they are tell later ... Chronicle columnists to TV !!!!!!!!

Friday, May 7, 2010

Projector Screens Wrinkles

PAPÁAAAAAAAA

This morning heard a radio commentator pulling air show news of an alleged fight between two men already advanced in age, Hugo Guerrero Marthineitz and Mauro Viale. Product of the same, apparently, the brown had gone to the hospital while the reporter was stationed once to avoid being arrested by the police force ... up there all right (less Marthineitz, of course ... of course there is the issue, not Marthineitz, he's bold as ever).
But (there's always a but) an announcer takes the microphone and says, "And then we wonder why kids are fighting, no?" Claaaaaaaaaaaaaaro, lady announcer!! You got the key! Tooooooooodos kids in this country are aware of what they do Hugo Guerrero Marthineitz and Mauro Viale and then later copied them all! Are two leading figures on who is set to emulate purrete!
guess that this lady has in her wallet, a calendar of 1987 ... and even then you can make such a comment asshole!