Thursday, May 27, 2010

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The Temple of the Sun


In my city there is the Sun Temple .. no, it is a very ancient pre-Hispanic construction, was not built with stones and workmanship Aztec or Maya ... was done with gray polvito Tolteca, with slave labor as a good monument of antiquity, monstrous machines that would have made the Mayas, Aztecs, Olmecs, Chichimecas and other "dolls" he surrender their jewelry and we are handing over their daughters sign reverence.

Sun Temple as any church that respects was made in honor and homage to a pagan god, the god of the pagan gods ... Dinerus God. And every Saturday the faithful gather the most important ritual of the religion Mariposa, to see the children of the sun fight the enemy, drink the drink of the Sun .. Ambrosia barley icy and delicious cure for all ills (or should be for the price! Children ...), chingarse its seeds, potatoes and cardboard pizzas, in addition to praying out loud praises of the "Referee" or high priest in this ceremony ... I have not seen a religion where people scream with so much fervor and devotion to his holy elders: "Puto" and "idiot."

I'm not the religion Butterfly ... but my girlfriend is ... so I've found in the precincts of the Sun in more than one occasion trying to blend in among the faithful not to lynch me for heresy ... The faithful are wild if they make you angry. The experience is similar on each occasion:

-Sort on the street Ball Pen ... faithful call them ... fuck that go to the ceremony venue weekly, if blind faith is more of the kaons also, just divine work is no more accidents to get to the point of reunion. Leaving your car
-as far as possible. It sounds counterintuitive, but security issues and avoid hours of torture to try out are important reasons to walk in the sea of \u200b\u200bpeople.
-When walking to the entrance to the temple, potential dangers: the probability of pickpockets, rascals who ask money for the ticket (or so they say), being struck by granadazo to be a public place ... and worse! that your eyes wander and accidentally gets in the way of these Edecarnes in tiny outfits ... vigilant not to let your girlfriend spend the "insult", no matter what you say, no matter what you do, if there was intent or not ... You will pay the consequences! jajajajajaja.
-Upon entering the sacred edification, things are more valuable ... increases around 10 times its value, I guess everything is blessed and holy ... if not, I can not imagine the embarrassment and have to sell so expensive and people pay money to ... if they say we do not have to eat.
-The Edecarnes still marching ... and you still see them as if avoiding the eyes of Medusa is involved ... perhaps the stone would become a better fate than what awaits you with these dangers lurking long legs right and left jajajajajajaja. And I say the skunk of the legs ... It is not true love! nomas for the blog is ... I do not know hahaha. Eventually
-pagan rites and people start screaming, rises and sits down and re-raise, re-yell ... the end everything turned and salts saying "win" or "lost."
-Losing to the enemy does not care about the god Dinerus ... we are a people of faith, and people will follow their false idols, but they have given a fuck and exposed as the weak mortals are.

And so the Sun Temple gathers more and more fans and more power to his god Dinerus, one can not but admire the religion know who invented this business.

sounds comical to handle it well, but if you think about it match the common features. The moves religiión masses, concentrated people who share ideology, devotion, who admire an idealized. Football in turn, moves the masses, people who share passion concentrates, equipment, admiration and faith in victory and admire the idol that got 100 goals in two seasons and rise to the level of Figueroa and Holy Ghost San Miguel Sabah ... malagradecidamente mean and then forget them and replace them with the striker in turn.

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