sooo much to write and so little time ... so I will go back to what worked before ... nighter "to write lol, only this time I can sit Nosferatu quiet, without distractions and drop a few lines ... to see if I am not sorry when the lines of code suddenly become clouds of cotton and me q account'm dreaming with open eyes ... I say ... has passed.
At a time much simpler, childhood ... and 80's, I remember going to my cousin's house the "Kiko" there in Los Angeles, California, listening for hours and hours talking to my cousin of the famous Ninja Turtles, my cousin gave excellent arguments ... to the standards of a 9 year old boy and made me hallucinate for hours on the way ... or minutes, the guy net any time when you are not allowed to play, as was the family car packed sardines in which we were, it was an eternity ... I could almost feel to old can not play something hahaha, if my child I saw the hours now inert adult step that we call "work" ... eeeeeen end. We
home ... and hallucinations of seeing his new transformers! after seeing your bike! after seeing his television ... a contraption the size of a refrigerator, with the resolution ... subLow-definition ... or that you had to see far away or not see nothing wey! able to raise the temperature of the house at 30 degrees Fahrenheit as the prisoner and electrical energy consumption of a small Casino ... but it was the latest in technology K'aon. "Noooooooo mamesssssss" I thought to myself ... and I imagine it would be like playing Mario Bros on a screen that ... obviously my cousin had EVERYTHING ... so ask for your Nintendo ... He proudly tells me that no, he has something better says and shows me then his Master System, and mother all valuable there! I ended that Nintendo is the best, my cousin offended that compare your Nintendo console with a regular ... what could be the paradise became a battlefield and we spent a good part of the Summer fuck each other ... I even remember that my vocabulary was always well behaved replaced by a "Come Poop" in child language 10 times worse than the Chinga Tu Madre!
I did not realize then ... but at that time both my cousin and I, we were what we now know as Fanboys: unineuronales disgusting creatures, unable to reason or make decisions, only driven by the desire ... or stupidity to preach unconditional devotion to an idea or concept for an idealized other. There are all kinds Fanboys:
The "Maquera" devoted to the religion of Apple, whose paychecks are dedicated to filling the coffers of Steve Jobs, able to buy a cheese grater ... $ 500 if it bears the symbol of the apple, use suppositories Apple but not need them and buy the 200 versions of the iPod because "the new one is more tiny and fit more songs" ... Gigas more and more garbage to put more music that will never hear because the music that you like fit in the first 5 GB
The "Moderatillo" devoted to dark worship music groups, suffers from violent seizures when listening to music that populace and is considered as a Jehovah's Witness trying to spread the good news of his music, despises any expression culture which is not according to their beliefs and would be the first to establish a Holy Inquisition Sonica to punish heretics regaetoneros, poppy and duranguenzes.
The "Futboñero" who has devoted his mind and time in the pure art of becoming an encyclopedia of soccer,. The Fanboy is able to give historical data with amazing precision alignments of equipment, technicians, owners, referees, commentators, plays, situations, contracting, etc. etc. etc. Refine your database through an arduous process to see how much fucking article, repetition, interview or comment there in the football event relevant. Watch the game, see your summary, see at night, read the articles the next day, discuss extensively during the week are things that distinguish the authentic Fanboy.
"Star Warren" Vs "Treki" opposite sides of the coin Geek. The Warrens are known for their love of trivia and furry mammals (Wookiees, Ewoks, etc.), are easily distracted by the mere sight of a woman dressed in the garb of Princess Leia "slave", however heinous costume or femininity is more like Java the Hut. The Treki can speak Klingon, always use Linux and are virgins. The Treki are indifferent towards fantasy and superhero nerds but the Warren attack without hesitation, often to discuss whether the science of Star Trek is / was / will be more credible than the technology Star Wars.
The Lost-boys ... do not even know where to start ... so of these guys are lost and the final jajajajajaja Series 2 days ago comes the test: you can turn your fervent devotion to other companies? may get new reasons to live? or get stuck in limbo with the Warren, Treki and other Geeks who cling to a star and died. Fun fact: I was invited to a party-pedagogical commemoration of the end of LOST, it would have to take, what to eat and with whom to chat while watching the series finale ... in my head my spider sense began to send signals and images in my brain ... where the LOST celebration ended with a suicide Ritual secretly orchestrated by one of attendees ... would begin to wring all on the floor while cyanide carefully dosed and applied to crackers and snacks to its effect ... close your eyes ... open them again one last time to see the "Konin" staring at me while I say ... "Do not worry!'re All going to the island."
Nintendrones, Xbots and Play-boys ... each defends his video game console to the hilt ... everyone agrees that the Wii is not a matter which they consider a toy ... jajajajaja no console.
The Political Fanboys, dressed in the colors of his party forget the real purpose for existing political parties ... represent a set of principles and values, represent a sector of the population in government through the nomination of candidates for public office so that there are several in our leaders and representatives ... evil is to see that in practice the reason for the party to be yellow is screw the Red and Blue, Blu chingarse to yellow to red and so on ... in a vicious circle that leaves no "do" anything, only destroy what propose any color whether it's good for the country or not.
And so, the fanboys are multiplied each time more and more, their unique perspectives, closed and inflexible always cause problems ... Fanboys will not return, things are never black or white there are always many points in between, in this world is for everyone and all there is room.
"The trash is the treasure of some other" - Manteka
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