Thursday, August 26, 2010

What Does My Baby Look Like At 18 Weeks

Synthetic Paradise Jedi mind trick ...



Although nature is governed by the law of least effort, the shortest path or least resistance ... people exaggerate and distort this natural predisposition, in an aberration of behavior, an idiosyncrasy that ends up creating careless, idiots and cowards ... among other things. In my humble opinion, I dislike a lot when it becomes "economy of movement", go to the store by car even though you have left 1 block, crawl from one side to another in your office in your chair with wheels to stand no to walk, it's take your car when not raining for washing, is giving 300 turns into the parking lot to find a place within 10 meters from the entrance to the mall ... and then we complain about rising rates of obesity, blame the idiots Mexican food!

There are several industries that use very well this mentality of the people and offer solutions "miracle" ... DoƱas how many have seen their infomercial shoes? Yes! those that promise to get well mamey by just walking from your bed to the sofa and the sofa to the fridge to make you a sandwich and take a beer. Few devices promise to get well mamey in 10 minutes of exercise a day? Ointments do not sell many to lose weight without doing anything? Do not fuck with those emerging in the commercial is to spend half the day in a gym ... ointment but did you lose weight ... where the hell they believe that take-sized biceps watermelon ... that's another ointment??

Actually I have strayed from the topic that originally brought in the head ... escape vile that I was going to discuss is the pseudo-farmacofilia, the false illusion that there is a pill for everything, excessive consumption chingadera how much we sold in pharmacies under the slogan that is "good for you." I'm not against the drug itself, there are many legitimate relieving an upset many people and others to improve the quality of life of patients ... but from there to want to sell you the cure for everything ...



is now pre-treatment, treatment and post-treatment ... sell you pills before you get a headache, so when it hurts and when they leave you hurting ... in case back dude! hahaha. If she sneezes by mere allergy to give a pint of syrup-SU preventive ingu to keep her from getting the flu, because it is so "recommended" ... whom? doctors? a doctor who has a pharmacy, of course!.
order to watch what you eat if you have medical pa 'stop gastritis.
order to have safe sex if you already have the morning after pill.
For discipline to eat healthy and sleep well if they sell you shit you up the energy even when you're half-raw, half-asleep and half-dunce.
for tolerance and control you want if you sell Dalay.
For if there is concentration want ritalin.
is more! that want to be happy if there are already anti-depressants ...

Now any wey that fails an erection once ... Viagra may choose instead to face that may need to exercise, rest, or overcome a psychological issue ... but for that ... better to buy the pill and now.

I worry about the next generations ... Adult children will be more feeble feeble yet ... but their mothers do not even let them hit the breeze and the child takes longer to say "aaachuuu!" his mother putting a table spoon full of medicine. A child should be wet, muddy, fall, cut, scraped simply because his nature is to chingadera and a half, and nature is not stupid if they could not stand it the human race would have been extinct for a load. Obvio! the child will get sick from time to time but that generated the defenses needed to live healthier. They believe happens to the bubble boy if it comes out of its plastic walls environment ... ps it loads up the slightest fucking cold!



The next step will be giving consultations doctors premonitory "free" in pharmacies ... you will say "I see in your future that you could probably develop cancer ... maybe buy these pills 1 time a week and probably help you, aah yeah ... cost 5000 pesos, thanks for coming to your free consultation, come back soon ! "

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